real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(via boiledjeans)

coyotelips:

isitbatman:

literallysokka:

doriangrayshopsatforever21:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

Who knew there was such a debate over freezie pops?

they’re fucking ice pops everyone stop calling them anything but ice pops

they’re icey poles c’mon mina

what a weird post about freeze pops

we always got Otter Pops which are no different than these I guess

but anyway I was just trying to remember their name because I knew it wasn’t Fla-vor-ice and I knew they weren’t just called freeze pops and that they were named after an aquatic animal or fish or something and my first thought was OYSTER POPS and now I can’t stop laughing at the idea of unwrapping a popsicle only to find that it’s just a bunch of frozen oysters stuck together

And also that the voice actor for most of the talking robots is discount John Cleese.

I like how all the tribes and cults in Fallout always end up being a bunch of hallucinating racists communing with robots.

astrailscreens:

ouch

well I haven’t been this terrified during a quest since the fucking Garys in Vault 108

is it a metaphor

it was 80 degrees 2 days ago

“But stories change. Characters change. Shows change. And plans have to change to accommodate that.”
How I Met Your Mother - ‘Last Forever’: How they conned us all  (via thbrogan)

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thatzak:

real eyes
real eyes
real eyes

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