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I’m so scared that is just who I am, like depression may play a big part in it but it’s also partially just the person I currently am

I really hope it’s not and this is 100% just the depression speaking because I don’t know what I’m going to do if it isn’t

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via reconcicle)

coyotelips:

let’s have a one night stand where the sun doesn’t rise for a month

ok

senor-jenkins:

CONGRATS TO ALL OF YOU. YOU’RE ALL ALIVE, KEEPING ON EVEN WHEN TIMES CAN BE FARTS, ARE ALL CUTE AS HECK, AND ARE MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY, I’M SURE. EVEN IF IT’S ONE PERSON OR YOURSELF, YOU KEEP KEEPING ON.

I’M PROUD OF U.

I love living in a pretty area that everyone drives up to on holiday weekends because there’s always at least one drunk driver and they usually end up crashing and cause everyone who actually lives up here to have no power for several days and when you’re me and you already aren’t doing so great mentally and really the only distractions from that fact are like movies and video games and other shit that requires power, it’s kind of a not hilarious cosmic joke and makes me want to kind of seriously kick them all out.

👍👍👍

Will I be something?
Am I something?

And the answer comes:
You already are.
You always were.
And you still have time to be.”
— Anis Mojgani  (via elauxe)

(via fuckyeahexistentialism)

me: so if we do end up staying at the Ahwahnee at some point I am officially submitting a request to recreate random scenes from The Shining until we are kicked out
david: I’ll bring my big wheel
david: And that’s WHEN we do

sometimes I get really sad and then I remember my sister

the excuse for why our grandparents/the older generation are occasionally - always incredibly racist is very Allegory of the Cave and like that shit is only understandable if you’re literally a child and not, you know, old enough to belong in that generation and/or be a grandparent

supergaygenes:

annamrcln:

this is just my favourite headline of all time. incredible.

gpoy

sam: you are probably related to this panda
me: I am probably this panda

(via fandomshateblackpeople)

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(via coyotelips)