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fonesecks:

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

(via aproperroman)

chirpofjoy:

my life will never be as on point as my makeup is right now.

#holy shit fuck goddamn motherfucker #chirp you just #i just #ugggh 
these tags are about me
I win
everything

chirpofjoy:

my life will never be as on point as my makeup is right now.

#holy shit fuck goddamn motherfucker #chirp you just #i just #ugggh

these tags are about me

I win

everything

(via muffystopheles)

eva-420:

"this lady thinks that men are encouraged to be aggressive and violent? lets threaten her that will show how wrong she is" like what the fuck point do you think youre making 

(via coyotelips)

okay so I seriously doubt it’s the Wellbutrin as today was only my second day of taking it so it’s probably just the coffee but I feel really pretty good right now and like god I hope this lasts?

my life will never be as on point as my makeup is right now.

my life will never be as on point as my makeup is right now.

life goal: refer to anyone who isn’t shitting themselves with excitement over your idea of a geographically isolated and morally duty free society as THE PARASITE

BUT THE PARASITE, THE PARASITES SAY NO

TO BASIC ETHICS

wait

no

that’s us

For all the endless worlds, all the infinite possibilities, did I ever even have a choice? Did you? 

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 


I love this so much.

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

I love this so much.

(via unfuckthereallife)

apparently harper’s bazaar semi-recently published an article about the antidepressant I’ve started taking as the “happy, horny, skinny pill”

I get that it’s pretty awesome that there’s an antidepressant out there doesn’t fuck with your libido and it’s obviously fine if that’s one of the side reasons for taking it over other antidepressants

but it’s still an antidepressant

this is seriously the picture for the article

image

guys how do we objectify literally everything even more

have we tried cutting prescription medication into the shape of a heart

elenamorelli:

{ you can’t go wrong with stars }

(via geobecky)

mermandos:

y’all try to find the tiniest reason to not support sj/feminism like “oh wow a troll blog once said eating chinese food is cultural appropriation haha sorry i guess i don’t support trans rights at all anymore”

(via politicalsexkitten)

the only kind of review I want for makeup is an estimate of how many lives I could ruin with said product

with this lipstick my guess is a lot